It's worth whatever it takes to
make sure that potty mouth Trump is taught to respect women. Hillary Clinton
respects women (except for women who accuse her husband of rape) and she is
going to show the world how well socialism works! Power to the (politically
connected) people, right on! Hillary Clinton has a track record of working hard
for people (who have donated to the Clinton Foundation). As the first woman
president, Hillary Clinton can complete the (disastrous) domestic and foreign
policy changes started by Barack Obama, the first black president. Clinton will
convert our outstanding (unsustainable) Obamacare into single payer VA Care.
The government will pay for all healthcare without any problems (for liberals
who vote correctly). The government will make sure that coal is no longer used
to generate electricity (no matter how many blackouts this causes). The
government will regulate the US internet to preserve net neutrality (and large
campaign contributions from internet providers), but give the international
internet arrangements to the UN (to make sure that all internet screens condemn
Israel, but allow local dictators to censor other content). College will be
completely free to students (but not to taxpayers). Ultimately, socialism will
deliver equality for all (by impoverishing everyone who doesn't work for the
government).