I have finally figured
out the real reason for the Bergdahl trade.
I now know that the release of
the Taliban 5 is part of our Dear Leader's environmental strategy. The Chicago
Machine Prodigy is recycling terrorists! I'm sure Tom Steyer and all the other
Mean Greens are thrilled at this new way to preserve the environment. Think of
all the carbon dioxide released in the breathing required to produce one
terrorist. This policy should be continued until Global Warming is stopped
cold, period! (snark)